The United Kingdom of Western Weassey is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Zorch with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 11.633 billion Western Weasseans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Redwike. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Western Weasseyian economy, worth a remarkable 3,602 trillion Wolf Coins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 309,685 Wolf Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, chain casinos dominate the national gambling market, and town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Western Weassey's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Western Weassey is ranked 46,781^st in the world and 68^th in Gay for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.